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IIheonu Nkechi Gloria 2 years ago
We found the best collection on Pinterest: Accounting Humor.
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How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value
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What do accounts suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation
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What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance? A late night
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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.
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Why was the accountant in rehab? Solvency abuse
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Did you hear about the deviant Forensic Accountant? He got his client’s charges reduced from gross indecency to net indecency
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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter
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What is a CPA’s best pickup line? Wow, you have a nice pair of W2s
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Why don’t accountants read many novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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How do you know when an accountant in on holiday? He doesn’t wear a tie and comes in after 8am
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What is the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone
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What’s an actuary? An accountant without a sense of humor
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Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting
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You might be an accountant if:
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You deduct Ex-Lax as “moving expenses”
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You have no idea that GAP is a clothing store
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Your idea of trashing your hotel room is refusing to fill out the guest comment card
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You are doing it now because you checked the file and found that you did it last year
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You decide to change your name to a symbol and you choose the double underline
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