"HUMOUR ME" ACCOUNTING JOKES

What is the description of a good tax accountant? - He has a tax loophole named after him.

 

Definition of "Accountant"? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

 

There are 3 types of Accountants. Those who count and those who can't.

 

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong - A fine is a tax for running a business right (being profitable).

 

We live in a land of opportunity - Everybody can become a taxpayer!

 

Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child - " No, son. It wouldn't be a tax deduction if little Bo Peep lost her sheep. But good thinking."

 

An accountant is having difficulty sleeping and goes to see his doctor - "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night". "Have you tried counting the sheep"? " That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend two hours trying to find it."

 

Did you hear about the crooked Treasurer? - He burned the office downed trying to cook the books.

 

Hahahahahaha.

I had a good laugh, what about you!?