Jokes for Accountants

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    Iheonu Nkechi Gloria 6 days ago
    1. How does an accountant stay out of debt?
      He learns to act his wage.
    2. Did you hear about the blonde Management Accountant?
      She went to see her fitness trainer to talk about stretch targets.
    3. What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.
    4. Why do economists exist? So accountants have someone to laugh at.
    5. There are just two rules for creating a successful accountancy business: 1. Don’t tell them everything you know. 2. [Redacted]
    6. What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait – 14 seconds, no wait……
    7. Why was the accountant so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks? Because on the box it said 8-12 Years.
    8. What’s an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.
    9. What does an accountant say when boarding a train? ‘Mind the GAAP’.
    10. It’s 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
    11. What is the definition of “accountant”? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
    12. How do you know when an accountant is on holiday? He doesn’t wear a tie and comes in after 8am!
    13. Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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